I’m not a racist, really I’m not.
How could you think that?
I love going to St. Patrick’s Day Parades!
I‘ve got an Irish friend named Liam
and sometimes I even go to his house!
We eat Lucky Charms while
listening to The Cranberries.
It’s a gas!
I wouldn’t date his sister though
cuz I can’t have a Mary Kate Danaher
type between my sheets.